So it’s that time of year again for digging out your whistles, wellies and wet wipes for the 9 hour commute to the middle of nowhere, to do ridiculous things in a field and watch bands play.
Yes, festival fever is upon us once again and in the spirit of making love not war, I’ve devised some festival flirting tips, so that your stint as in the great outdoors is packed with all types of action.
Know when you’re lucky
Firstly, there are two things working in your favour when it comes to hooking up with hot hippies.
1. People’s inhibitions are at an all-time low. (Excellent!)
2. There’s usually high levels of alcohol involved.
There are fewer scenarios which lend themselves so well to making new friends, finding folks to have fun with, or even seeking out that special someone. This situation is a blessing and you’d be a fool not to embrace it!
Is that a tent you’re erecting or are you just happy to see me?
As all festival goers know, a good position is vital – you must choose your spot wisely. If you see someone you like struggling, then why not offer to help? Everyone needs a hand now and then, so what better way to endear yourself to a damsel in distress or show the boys what you’re made of.
Wanna get fresh?
Granted, it’s not the done thing to have a wash at a festival, in fact it borders on criminal. That said, I strongly advise that you keep some wet wipes in your backpack and make sure you keep as fresh as you can, just in case you spot someone you want to cuddle up to when the slow songs start.
Share and share alike
Supplies are often scarce at festivals, with people forgetting things and/or not being able to pack everything they need. Take some luxuries that you can offer around camp – cocoa, cookies, sweet treats etc. Use them as a way to get conversation started with new people. Your little offerings will put you straight in their good books!
Have fun and rave safe people!
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